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Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
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My Boss: Do you have a parking pass for one of the lots? Me: No, I just have an M Class parking pass…. wait… M parking pass. M Class is a classification of planet. *My boss laughs (luckily she’s a Trek nerd too)* Me: I’m a super genius. You can tell where my mind is. My Boss: M Class is good. At least you can breathe there.
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“Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.”
– Charlie Chaplin  (via hismuse)
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That awkward moment when you're trying to be...
sofapizza: antiquarian-: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME
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Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock
capribos: It’s very simple. And as it always has
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